Hiccups

So, Nicco has the hiccups. This is what he thinks about that:

"Darn hiccups, would you STOP that?" (Tiny fist shaking in the air and pounding on the table.)

"Mommy, you can have hiccups another day. I have them right now."

Mouth wide open, fingers half way down his throat:
Nicco:"Look mom. See?"
Me: "What did you say?" (Because with his mouth wide open and fingers half way down his throat it sounded more like "Oo, ah. Ee?")
Nicco: "Hiccups" (as in "Duh, mom. Can't you see the hiccups in the back of my throat? Do
I HAVE to point them out to you?")